there was this thing on the news that this girl was bullying some girl for the way she dressed so the bully girl’s stepmom forced her to wear “ugly clothes” to school so she’d know what it felt like but why is this considered ugly like i’d wear that whateves
We were best friends in 2005. I know, right? It’s so embarrassing. I don’t even… Whatever. So then in 2008, I started going out with my first boyfriend Dallon who was totally gorgeous but then he moved to the Brobecks, and Ryan was like, weirdly jealous of him. Like, if I would blow him off to hang out with Dallon, he’d be like, “Why didn’t you call me back?” And I’d be like, “Why are you so obsessed with me?” So then, for my next album, which was an all-guys pop punk album, I was like, “Ryan, I can’t invite you, because I think you’re gay.” I mean I couldn’t have a gay guy on my album. There were gonna be guys there in *suits*. I mean, right? He was GAY. So then his cat called my dog and started yelling at her, it was so retarded. And then he dropped out of Panic because no one would talk to him, and he came back in the fall for the Young Veins, all of his hair was curly and he was totally weird, and now I guess he’s on crack.